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		<title><![CDATA[Rowan Atkinson becomes a Super Hero in 'Spider-Plant Man' | Comic Relief]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4274495</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Trump Hid in Catering Cart to Sneak Out of Turkey, Hosts Patriot Games & Do You Have Weed On You?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4274494</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Capital Knowledge]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.  She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."

A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1186648</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Equating Lawyers]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you laid all of the lawyers in the world end-to-end around the equator, it would be a good idea to leave them there.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1186591</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dumb Mom]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Not all kids think their moms are smart. Did you hear about the five year old boy who was sent to his room by his mother for having a bit of a tantrum and calling her dumb?

After about fifteen minutes, the mother went to his room to see if he was...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-392857</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Perfect Girl]]></title>
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Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten 
married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next.

Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the 
perfect woman? Are you THAT ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-55521</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Old Lawyer]]></title>
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A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were 
thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, 
St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where 
the laywer was, and ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-55520</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/13/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Because I Am a Man pt. 4]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the film. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't...and if you are feeling amorous afterwards...then I will certainly at least remember the name and ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1372425</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Barber and Kid]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to 
his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch 
while I prove it to you." 

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters 
in the other, then calls the boy over ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-931984</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ponderings for Idle Moments]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[- Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

- Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

- How come abbreviated is such a long word?

- If it's zero degrees ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-931980</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Forest Gump and St. Peter]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-392340</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Rest In Peace]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I was a young minister, a funeral director asked me to hold a grave side service for a homeless man with no family or friends. The funeral was to be at a cemetery way out in the country. This was a new cemetery and this man was the first to ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-392332</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/12/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Star Trek: Strange New Worlds | Bad Avocados (S4, E3) | Paramount+]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4272836</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jon Lovitz Recalls Meeting Adam Sandler Before He Joined SNL | The Tonight Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4272835</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Magic Johnson on His Annual Yacht Trip, the Huge Deal He Turned Down & He Gives Valuable Advice]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4272834</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Anne Hathaway & Ewan McGregor on Anne's Pregnancy and Their New Dinosaur Movie The End of Oak Street]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4272833</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[30 Years of the Best F**king News Team's Audition Tapes | The Daily Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4272832</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett on Going After Republicans, Importance of Midterms & Leaving Office]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4272831</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Fine Line Between Goo and Slime]]></title>
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I was talking to a friend one night when I abruptly ended the
conversation.

"I'm sorry, I have to go," I said. "Otherwise I'll miss the 8:16."

"Oh, are you catching a train?" she asked me.

"No," I replied. "An alien."

The truth was, we had a...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4272752</link>
 
    <pubDate>Aug/11/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Do you know what day this is?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do," he indignantly answered. "How could you think I would forget?" Whereupon he left for the office.

At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1371566</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Aug/11/2026</pubDate>
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