Home Cooked Meal

Jokes / September 26, 2026

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your ...Read More

Class Pictures

Jokes / September 26, 2026

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's ...Read More

Viola Humor

Jokes / September 25, 2026

How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?

Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

Raking Blonde

Jokes / September 25, 2026

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Sociology

Jokes / September 25, 2026

In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the teacher was asking.

"Next question," announced the instructor. "How would you like to be seen by the opposite sex?"

I was ...Read More

Customs

Jokes / September 25, 2026

On a visit to my wife's native England for our honeymoon, we arrived at London's Gatwick Airport. Tania headed for the British passport control line while I, an American, waited in the foreigners' line. When my turn ...Read More