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		<title><![CDATA[Catholic School Math]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A ten year old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from 
tutors to hypnosis, but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family 
friend, they decided to enroll their son in a private Catholic school.

After the first day, the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1163898</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/28/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Lesson in English]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform in 
bed. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing
seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says, "...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1163896</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/28/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Talented Duck]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a sandwich.

The bartender looks at him and says, "But you're a duck."

"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.

"And you talk!" exclaims the bartender.

"I see your ears are working," says ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-908548</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/28/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Name of Your Wife]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for 
admittance to heaven.

"Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?" he asks one of the men, who 
had been a butler.

"I was a good father," he answers.

"Yes, but you ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-39353</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/28/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bigger Turkey]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but 
couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do 
these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-39351</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/28/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[High Blood Pressure]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family."

"Your mother's side or your father's?" I asked.

"Neither," he replied. "It's from my wife's family."

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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1163772</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jets Fan]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Jets jersey helmet and is holding Jets pom poms.

The bartender says,"Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"

The man begs, "Look I'm desperate. We're both ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1163770</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Too Much Sugar]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.

"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller said.

"Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked.

"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette."
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1163768</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Laws of Golf, Part IV]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[LAW 16: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy
putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usually be translated
"way to miss an easy one, sucker."

LAW 17: The person you would most hate to lose to will always
be the one who beats you.

LAW 18: ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-908013</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Laws of Golf, Part I]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is
yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole,
since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the
course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.

LAW 2: Your...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-908010</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/27/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[“Jackin It In San Diego” (Original Song) | South Park]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4238133</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Sarah Michelle Gellar Reveals Ready Or Not 2 Used 350,000 Gallons Of Blood | The Jonathan Ross Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4238132</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Metaphors make no sense (Norm Macdonald stand up)]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4238131</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[UK Satire Law: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Bonus Segment)]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4238130</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Millie Bobby Brown Shares Baby Updates, Dives into Her Stranger Things 5 Fate & Talks Enola Holmes]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4238129</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Indian Telephone Operator]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The Manager said, "Make a sentence using ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1348030</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Expensive Doctors]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician.

"I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that."

The ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-207131</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Military Kittie]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[My housecat went down to the local military recruiting depot to sign up for the service. He came back about two hours later and sadly explained that he couldn't enlist because he would have to be “de-furred”.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-207130</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A pair of chickens go to the library]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.

Around midday, the two ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-207126</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/26/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Doctor, Doctor I ve lost my memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!

Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar
I ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-207121</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jun/26/2026</pubDate>
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