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		<title><![CDATA[Pentagon Incentive]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early 
retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired right away, his 
full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight 
line along the retiring ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-959786</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Blonde Convention]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium
for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader
says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that
blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde
gingerly works her way ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13996</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Birthday Gift]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A husband went to buy a birthday gift for his 
wife. Some friends had been invited over that 
night to celebrate her fortieth, and he wanted 
to get something special. At the store he 
spotted some cute little music boxes. One 
blue one was ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13918</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Skeleton In The Closet]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago
to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to
other buildings it could not be imploded and had to be
dismantled floor by floor.

While working on the 49th floor, two ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13916</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Quick Quotes]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
"It was different when we were kids. In second grade, a 
teacher came in and gave us all a lecture about not smoking, 
and then they sent us over to arts and crafts to make ash- 
trays for Mother's Day." --Paul Clay 

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"We should have a way ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13834</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[One Wish]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon an unusual old lamp. She picked it up and cleaned it off, and suddenly a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes.

The Genie said, "Nope.....<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1211842</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Sayings That Should Be On Buttons]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

2. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

3. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

4. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

5. This isn't an office. It's Hell with ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1211840</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Pentagon Incentive]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early 
retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired right away, his 
full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight 
line along the retiring ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-75579</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[More How to Mess Up a Job Interview]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
We've all been interviewed for jobs. And, we've all spent most of those 
interviews thinking about what not to do. Don't bite your nails. Don't 
fidget. Don't interrupt. Don't belch. If we did any of the don'ts, we knew 
we'd disqualify ourselves...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-75578</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Quick Funny (or not so funny)]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but
I couldn't find any.

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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13837</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/03/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bumper Snickers pt. 2]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.

Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.

Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!

...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1399358</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[You Know You Have Had Too Much Coffee When...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you

*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked

*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth

*You sleep with your eyes open

*You have to watch videos in fast-forward

*You lick your coffee pot clean

*...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-957954</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Three Questions]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man walks into a lawyer's office and asks how much the barrister's rates are. The lawyer says fifty dollars for three questions.

The man asks, "Isn't that awfully expensive"

"Yes," the lawyer replies, "what's your third question?"
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-241106</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Playing chess with a dog]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart,"...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-241104</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Football and Confession]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Years ago, the chaplain of the football team at Notre Dame was a
beloved old Irish priest.

At confession one day, a football player told the priest that he had
acted in an unsportsmanlike manner at a recent football game. "I lost
my temper and ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13648</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/02/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Long Marriage]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-418650</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Blind Pilot]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilots’ uniforms–both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-418642</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A System of Taps]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me communicate with him, my husband devised a system of taps.

One tap meant, "Give me a kiss," two taps meant "Yes," seven taps meant "No," and 95 taps meant "Take ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-240704</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Overloaded]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[My wife, a flight attendant for a major airline, watched one day as a passenger overloaded with bags tried to stuff his
belongings in the overhead bin of the plane. Finally, she informed him that he would have to check the oversized luggage.

"...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-240694</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/01/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Fireman]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Felix, my husband, was playing golf with our town's fire 
chief when he hit a ball into the rough. As Felix headed 
for the brush to find his ball, the chief warned him, "Be 
careful, the rattlesnakes are out." 

The chief explained that calls ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13556</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Oct/01/2026</pubDate>
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