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A Fishing Lure
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes.
Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods. The Game Warden was hot on his heels.
After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on...Read more
Deer Hunting
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too.
"Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something ... but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground."
After the third hunter left, the two decided to ...Read more
Things to Ponder
- Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
- If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
- "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English ...Read more
For The Kids...
Q: What looks like half a cat?
A: The other half!
Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
A: 'Claws.'
Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?
A: A stri-ped!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey ...Read more
Do You Know Your Judgment Day?
Fellow 1 : "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and he was right about that, too."
Fellow 2 : "Wow, that's Incredible. How did he know all of that?"
Fellow 1 : "A judge told him."
The Muppet Show - SNL
In this episode of The Muppet Show, Statler and Waldorf (Beck Bennett, Mikey Day) get into a heated argument with the venue’s bouncers (Keegan-Michael Key, Kenan Thompson).
Burt Reynolds On The “Deliverance" Line People Are Always Quoting To Him | CONAN on TBS
Burt talks about the role he played in casting one of the "mountain men" from the ‘70s cult classic.
Late Night with Seth Meyers Audience Q&A: Seth Interviewing His Kids
During a Q&A session with the Late Night audience, Seth talks about surprising his kids with their own Late Night interview on Thanksgiving.
Subway Busking with Bad Bunny | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon and Bad Bunny busk in disguise on a subway platform in New York City, performing "NUEVAYoL" and a cover of the Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way."
Cheers | Cliff Goes on Jeopardy (S8, E14) | Paramount+
Eager to prove his smarts, Cliff Clavin (John Ratzenberger) takes his shot on Jeopardy! After dominating the game and heading into Final Jeopardy with $22,000, he wagers it all on one last question.
Broadway's All-Star Super Bowl Halftime Spectacular - SNL
After Bruno Mars cancels, the Super Bowl hires Broadway stars to perform a halftime show about Mama Pass (Melissa McCarthy) helping Peyton Manning (Taran Killam) overcome his injuries and defeat Richard Sherman (Kenan Thompson). [Season 39, 2014]
Colbert Before Air: Stephen Recalls The Time Tom Hiddleston Met Evie
"A rose between two thorns." Stephen Colbert recalls the time Tom Hiddleston met Evie at the Met Gala during a post-interview moment in #ColbertBeforeAir!
The Carol Burnett Show - Elizabeth Montgomery and Ken Berry (1968)
The stars of Bewitched and F-Troop (plus Mama's Family) make an appearance in the audience.
Minions & Monsters | Official Trailer
Hollywood has a monster problem. Minions & Monsters is only in theaters July 1.
When the Zoomies Hit!
Cat and Kitten are getting their 10k steps in! Check out our Zoomies Double Bill!
You Know You Have Still Had Too Much Coffee When...
*You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug
*You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee
*You've worn the finish off you coffee table
*The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you
*Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house
*You're so wired you pick up FM radio
*Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans"
*Instant ...Read more
Excuses for Not Coming to Work
- I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
- My mother-in-law has come back as one of the Undead and we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and give her eternal peace. One day should do it.
- If it is all the same to you I won't be coming ...Read more
Road Crew
The road by my house was in bad condition. Every day I dodged potholes on the way to work, so I was relieved to see a construction crew working on the road one morning.
Later, on my way home, I noticed the men were gone and no improvement in the road. But where the crew had been working stood a new, bright-yellow sign with the words "...Read more
Double Death
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don't you ...Read more
Lena's Divorce
The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged non-support.
He said to Ole, "I have decided to give your wife $400 a month for support."
"Vell, dat's fine, Judge," said Ole. "And vunce in a while I'll try to chip in a few bucks myself."
